Last December, Mercury turned retrograde at 6 Capricorn, near Pluto. At the time, I wrote about Mercury drawing us into the “darker woods” of ugly truths about ourselves and our world. The work of self-examination we did then holds us in good stead today, as Mercury turns retrograde again. This time, Mercury’s turning point is […]
Tag: Saturn
Free Curse Removal! The Jupiter-Saturn Opposition
You know those scams where some fake psychic claims you have a curse, and for X number of dollars he/she will “remove” it? Well, that’s a great way to make a lot of money for little work, but that isn’t my style. Tonight on “Conquer The Universe With A…
Jupiter/Saturn Opposition: Cosmic Taffy Pull
Bumping this up for next week’s Jupiter/Saturn opposition A neighbor in my rural hometown used to put us kids to work each year pulling taffy. Sounds like a delightful, Normal Rockwell-esque activity, but it was surprisingly hard work. An opposition between titans Jupiter (expansion) and Saturn (contraction) is not unlike a cosmic taffy pull, and […]
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Sit Down, Shut Up, And Listen To Saturn
Hear that grinding noise? Odds are good that’s transiting Saturn working its steamroller magic on you somehow. Today on “Conquer The Universe With Astrology,” I’ll be looking at Saturn: what it does, what it’s sending your way, and when to duck. Listen…
Single Forever? I Don’t Think So.
Check out my latest Sasstrology article: “I have Saturn in my 7th House. Am I doomed to be single forever?” I’ve been asked this question so many times that I’ve decided to write a response. The short answer is no. … Continue reading →
Is It Your Fault You’re Not Married?
I read an article in The Huffington Post by Tracy McMillan entitled Why You’re Not Married. It’s directed at women and outlines some reasons such as You’re A Bitch (so angry you scare men off) and You’re A Liar (pursuing ̷…
Short Skirt Long Jacket- Venus in Capricorn
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what’s best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who’s fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
SheR…
Nothing Will Be The Same
During the 1980s there was a mash up of planets in Capricorn: Uranus, Neptune and Saturn. People born around that time will be in their early twenties now and you can bet they’ll be feeling this Pluto transit through Capricorn. … Contin…