Tag: Astrology

You Down With OPP?? Other People’s Planets

Rufus T. Firefly: “Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.”
Chicolini: “I’ll tell you what I’ll do: I’ll take five and ten in Woolworth.”
–Duck Soup

Judging Someone By The Company They Keep

Last time I checked my bankroll,
It was gettin’ thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I’ve been
I Chased a rainbow down a one-way street… dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen…”
– John Prine