Watch out, Eva Longoria! The ink’s not even dry on your court papers, but the vultures are already circling around your impending divorce to hubby Tony Parker. And the most aggressive by far: none other than singing slime ball John Mayer. Getting flashbacks to his hot pursuit of Jessica Simpson as soon as the Newlyweds […]
Author: Moonit.com
John Travolta and Kelly Preston: Mars Trine North Node
Kelly Preston and John Travolta have been together for almost 20 years, which (Scientology and Battlefield Earth aside) already makes us root for them. Sadly, the pair has been through a pretty rough time lately, so we’re thrilled to report that they welcomed a baby this past week! And it’s a boy! Baby Benjamin was […]
Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez: Mars Conjunct Venus
Remember, back in May, when the paparazzi caught bubbly blonde Cameron Diaz in the middle of a walk of shame? And rather than running, she was all smiley–to the point where she might as well have been like, “Can you guys do me a favor and tell US Weekly that I just boinked A-Rod? Kthxbye!” […]
Usher and Justin Bieber: Mercury Conjunct Moon Bromance
For those of you who watched the American Music Awards on Sunday, you witnessed a truly special Papa Bear/Baby Bear moment. Mentor Usher and mentee Justin Bieber were darling in matching black leather get-ups, and when Bieber took home four—count ‘em! FOUR!—AMA awards, Usher flat-out broke down and cried happy tears. Quoth the ecstatic Usher, […]
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker: Venus Opposition Pluto
It’s only been three years, but Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are already talking divorce. Frankly, it just doesn’t track; they’ve been smoochy and lovey-dovey and I-don’t-ever-want-to-be-parted-from-you-so-let’s-share-a-lung-y since they day they met, so this whole infidelity thing seems way out of left field. It would be one thing if Tony was like, “Hey, so, um, […]
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson: Mars Conjunct Venus
We’ve been looking into Jessica Simpson’s bizarre relationship with Eric Johnson ever since they started casually dating this past spring. Why “bizarre?” To sum things up, he went to Yale. She thinks “A-E-I-O [and] U” are continents. And now, this strange pairing is engaged! Affianced! Ready to get hitched, y’all! This past weekend, Simpson showed […]
Pink and Carey Hart: Venus Sextile Moon
Pink’s never exactly been a master of subtlety, and since she’s not really one to hide her feelings, you can get a solid bead on her life just by reading her lyrics. Case in point: after her 2008 split from spouse & motocross racer Carey Hart, she added a new song So What to her […]
Karina Smirnoff and Brad Penny: Venus Opposition Jupiter
Woo-hoo! Huzzah! Yippie-ay-oh-cai-ay! Why are we celebrating? Because Karina Smirnoff finally figured out that hooking up with her Dancing With The Stars castmates is a terrible idea! Remember her split with former dance partner Mario Lopez? Or her whirlwhind engagement to crazypantz Maksim Chmerkovskiy? Finally – FINALLY – Karina’s pairing off with someone whose version […]
50 Cent and Chelsea Handler: Venus Conjunct Moon
You know what’s more bizarre than cats loving dogs, or oil mixing with water, or Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent dating? Actually, that last one pretty much hit it: Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent are hanging out. And it makes perfect sense, right? Because he’s a former drug dealer who made it big as a […]
Ryan Phillippe and Amanda Seyfried: Mars Sextile Venus
Come on, Hollywood. You make a big deal out of being so sparkly and special, but it’s high time you admitted that you’re not so different from the rest of us reg’lar country folk in the fly-over states. For example, just like us, sometimes you eat that stuff known as “food.” And other times, you […]