You know what’s more bizarre than cats loving dogs, or oil mixing with water, or Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent dating? Actually, that last one pretty much hit it: Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent are hanging out. And it makes perfect sense, right? Because he’s a former drug dealer who made it big as a rapper and then survived being shot nine times.
And she’s … the coarser, blonder, manlier version of Howard Stern. We’re … surprised we didn’t see the connection before. Will this improbable romance withstand the scrutiny? Will we ever stop scratching our heads and saying, “… really? They’re … really?” Either way, Moonit’s on the case to see what their relationship would be like.
According to Moonit’s romantic assessment, Fiddy and Chelsea’s three dates are bound to bloom into a beautiful, eh, brelationship. 50 Cent (born July 6, 1975) and Chelsea Handler (born February 25, 1975) “have it all: physical attraction, emotional support and a solid friendship to base it on.” Their happiness is so contagious that, “even their most cynical friends are rooting for them.” Read More >>
*Note: Moonit’s relationship assessment is based on a proprietary algorithm powered by Astrolabe that identified Venus conjunct Moon as their strongest weighted aspect for romance, based on their birth dates using a noon election.
