Tag: celebrities

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Breakup: Venus Trine North Node

Teen hearts are breaking across the country right now! Looks like sweethearts Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are the latest in a string of celebrity couple break-ups. Only difference is, this time there was no cheating or third party involved. What makes things even more confusing is that the last time we wrote about them, […]

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden: Moon Trine Mars

Since they have two kids and they’ve been together for almost four years, we kind of forgot that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden weren’t already married. As it turns out, these two opted for parenthood before a stroll down the aisle, so they made their life together legal, binding and official this Saturday. Sure–the past […]

Kim Kardashian and Gabriel Aubry: Jupiter Conjunct Venus

It’s time for the next round of Hollywood Relationship Do-Si-Do! Now that Kim Kardashian’s ex, the infamous footballer Reggie Bush, is engaged to singer/model Mayra Veronica, Kim’s striking back by preying on another famous former flame. (Say that 10 times fast.) Meet Gabriel Aubry, the one-time luh-vah of Halle Berry, and the father of their […]

John Mayer and Eva Longoria: Mars Trine Sun

Watch out, Eva Longoria! The ink’s not even dry on your court papers, but the vultures are already circling around your impending divorce to hubby Tony Parker. And the most aggressive by far: none other than singing slime ball John Mayer. Getting flashbacks to his hot pursuit of Jessica Simpson as soon as the Newlyweds […]

John Travolta and Kelly Preston: Mars Trine North Node

Kelly Preston and John Travolta have been together for almost 20 years, which (Scientology and Battlefield Earth aside) already makes us root for them. Sadly, the pair has been through a pretty rough time lately, so we’re thrilled to report that they welcomed a baby this past week! And it’s a boy! Baby Benjamin was […]

Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez: Mars Conjunct Venus

Remember, back in May, when the paparazzi caught bubbly blonde Cameron Diaz in the middle of a walk of shame? And rather than running, she was all smiley–to the point where she might as well have been like, “Can you guys do me a favor and tell US Weekly that I just boinked A-Rod? Kthxbye!” […]

Usher and Justin Bieber: Mercury Conjunct Moon Bromance

For those of you who watched the American Music Awards on Sunday, you witnessed a truly special Papa Bear/Baby Bear moment. Mentor Usher and mentee Justin Bieber were darling in matching black leather get-ups, and when Bieber took home four—count ‘em! FOUR!—AMA awards, Usher flat-out broke down and cried happy tears. Quoth the ecstatic Usher, […]

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker: Venus Opposition Pluto

It’s only been three years, but Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are already talking divorce. Frankly, it just doesn’t track; they’ve been smoochy and lovey-dovey and I-don’t-ever-want-to-be-parted-from-you-so-let’s-share-a-lung-y since they day they met, so this whole infidelity thing seems way out of left field. It would be one thing if Tony was like, “Hey, so, um, […]

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson: Mars Conjunct Venus

We’ve been looking into Jessica Simpson’s bizarre relationship with Eric Johnson ever since they started casually dating this past spring. Why “bizarre?” To sum things up, he went to Yale. She thinks “A-E-I-O [and] U” are continents. And now, this strange pairing is engaged! Affianced! Ready to get hitched, y’all! This past weekend, Simpson showed […]