Somebody needs to tell that New Moon to cut back on the caffeine…
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Love Horoscope for the Week of April 1
There will be no horoscope this week, as the world is scheduled to end this Monday. Or is it just April Fools’ Day?
Love Horoscope for the Week of March 25
Plan an exciting date with your Love Target on Wednesday’s Full Moon. Use protection. And by “protection,” I mean “silver bullets.”
Love Horoscope for the Week of March 18
Spring has sprung. The grass has riz. I wonder where my expected sense of relief is?
Love Horoscope for the Week of March 11
A pileup in Pisces plus St. Patrick’s Day equals a solar-system-wide Designated Driver Alert!
Love Horoscope for the Week of March 4
Where’s the Love in this week’s Love Horoscope? Hey, you’ve never heard that “love is a battlefield”?
Love Horoscope for the Week of February 25
Can Love heal all wounds? Maybe — but can Venus and Neptune stand up to an especially wacko Full Moon?
Love Horoscope for the Week of February 18
What to do about Mercury and Saturn retrograde? Don’t ask Venus — she’s not talking to anyone this week.
Your Weekend ECLIPSE Sampler: ‘Saturn, Unicorns & A Taste of the Forecast’
Weekend Special: Order 6 Months of ECLIPSE (or 6 Months of the Daily Word Forecast) before midnight Pacific time of …Continue reading »
Love Horoscope for the Week of February 11
What do Mars in Pisces and Boy George have in common? Results … but not in the packaging you may have expected.