“So, I talked to my astrologer, yesterday… You ought to meet this chick. She’s MEAN…” That’s my stand-up comedian, client, up on stage after one of our sessions. It was written in my imagination, though she does use…
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The Thing In Your Chart That You Hate
I was talking to a regular client, yesterday. He’s in his mid-thirties. I’ve worked with him since he was seventeen years old. He’s a Gemini with a Sagittarius moon. I thought he was calling about, Saturn in Pisces, but no. He was fe…
Projection & Oppositions In Your Natal Chart
I was talking to a friend the other day, when she told me she didn’t like to talk on the phone. “What?” I said. “What do you mean, you don’t like to talk on the phone?” “I hate talking on the phone,” she …
Romantic Love Is A PSYOP
I wrote this post in 2022. I’m pulling it up, because two years later, I think people are catching on. They are no longer rushing to divorce, when they or their partner is going through something. They wind up benefitting, learning and growing …
The Death Of Realness
I mentioned the death of “realness” on Pluto Revisits Capricorn: Nail In The Coffin Or Back From The Dead? Alice asked about this. I’ve been trying to figure out how to approach it. The answer to this is sweeping. First, I want to sa…
True Stories
I just received, Frederick Woodruff’s newsletter, where he talked me up in relation to the Rage of Aquarius podcast. I was happy and flattered! He mentioned my storytelling. I don’t think he’s read any of my stories so I put these up …
Mars Conjunct Uranus In July: Dangerous Combo
Mars will conjoin Uranus @ 26 degree Taurus on July 15th, 2024. Thing is, the energy of this conjunction will be in affect for at least two weeks. You want to be on your toes. The Mars Uranus combination is well known to cause accidents. You’re …
Astro Fairy Day
Astro Fairy is a longtime client of mine. I’ve helped her with many different things over the years. She sees people struggling and she wants to pitch in by gifting a consultation to someone in need who can’t afford to pay. She wants to do…
Venus Square Neptune: Beware The Chronically Disillusioned
I have Venus square Neptune natally. There is no end to the manifestations and problems associated but if there is one thing to keep in mind when you are dealing with a square (and your life in general) it’s this: Whatever is happening in your li…
Make Money Doing What You Love Is A Myth For Most!
It’s often said, if you do what you love, the money will come. Though it works for some, I have not found this concept to be true for legions of people. I got some insight into this, yesterday, while working with a client. We have a love of the…