Author: Elsa

Free Astro Forecast With Heart & Quirk

I’m working in this week’s newsletters.  This is some of what’s coming up this week: Slip-ups, Crossovers & Reversals (With Leo Hair) Wary, Wily Coyote, Having A Nervous & Jerky Beer Whatever I think of next. I’m in a ha…

Predator & Prey Natal Chart Markers

Libra Moon asked what markers in a chart would indicate predator behavior. Rather than make a list of aspects, I responded, predator and prey, had the same aspects.  Point being, if I list the aspects for predator behavior, a victim would be bound to s…

Living To Create A Meme Template

I didn’t watch the debate last night, didn’t need to as I know it’s theatre.  When you perform these days, you want to exaggerate your expressions, in the hopes of inspiring screen grabs that can be turned into memes.  It’s pret…

Astro Commentary

“So, I talked to my astrologer, yesterday… You ought to meet this chick.  She’s MEAN…” That’s my stand-up comedian, client, up on stage after one of our sessions. It was written in my imagination, though she does use…

The Thing In Your Chart That You Hate

I was talking to a regular client, yesterday. He’s in his mid-thirties.  I’ve worked with him since he was seventeen years old. He’s a Gemini with a Sagittarius moon. I thought he was calling about, Saturn in Pisces, but no. He was fe…

Projection & Oppositions In Your Natal Chart

I was talking to a friend the other day, when she told me she didn’t like to talk on the phone. “What?” I said. “What do you mean, you don’t like to talk on the phone?” “I hate talking on the phone,” she …

Romantic Love Is A PSYOP

I wrote this post in 2022. I’m pulling it up, because two years later, I think people are catching on.  They are no longer rushing to divorce, when they or their partner is going through something.  They wind up benefitting, learning and growing …