My husband has been frustrated, lately. I’m feel more irked. Over the weekend, we realized, we’d best buy a new weedeater. We have a great weedeater, however it’s impossible to get parts. It took us several weeks to figure this out. … Read More…
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Outtakes and Various Other Sundries…
Crippled Again
Saturn square Neptune. Saturn will hobble a person. Neptune will obscure the cause. I’m back to not being able to walk again. I’m so pissed. I had this problem last year and figured it out. It was such a shock. I’d … Read More…
Interpreting Asteroids In Your Natal Chart
Are you interested in the understanding the meaning of the asteroids in your chart? Our resident asteroid expert, satori, has this to say about our new report: “It’s a lot to chew on, but surprisingly, not too much. It adds … Read Mo…
Meat, For The Full Moon In Scorpio
The Pluto transit through my 12th house has taken me places I never imagined existed. It does offer phenomenal insight. I can’t say this is universally true, though. I have an unaspected Pluto in the 8th house. This may help … Read More…
Behind the Scenes…Yes, We’re Still Here…
I know a lot people are being served an old version of the blog. People keep writing me to see it I am dead or sick, because the last post on the blog is week’s old. In reality, satori and … Read More…
Mars Retrograde – Pent Up Anger
I spoke with a raging client last night; he’s got Mars in Aries. He was super-pissed. His anger was mildly justified, but a peer had fed the fire. By the time he called me, he was contemplating quitting his job, in … Read More…
Five Planets Retrograde: April 28 – May 9, 2016
As of April 28th, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn and Pluto will all be retrograde. This will most definitely retard progress. The five planets will remain retrograde until May 9th, when Jupiter turns direct. No one likes to go backwards – I … Read More…
Free Quirky Astrology News & Forecast By Email
Do you like to keep up with what the planets are doing? Skip the headache. This insightful newsletter keeps it simple. Here’s some of what’s coming up: The Thing That Wouldn’t Leave How Long Will Your Good (or Bad) Luck … Read More…
Mercury Retrograde: April 28, 2016 – Gemini Will Hate This
Mercury will turn retrograde in Taurus on Thursday, April 28th. He’ll stay that way until, May 22nd. The planet will remain in Taurus, which will drive Mercury-ruled Gemini, nuts. (…)Read the rest of Mercury Retrograde: April 28, 2016 – Gemini Will Hate This … Read More…