This is a true story… The Collision He said he was Jewish and Italian. I asked him which half was Italian, top or bottom? He answered so I went out with him. I didn’t care what the answer was, I … Read More…
Author: Elsa
Astro Fairy Day!
Astro Fairy is a longtime client of mine. I’ve helped her with many different things over the years. She sees people struggling and she wants to pitch in by gifting a consultation to someone in need who can’t afford to … Read More…
Astro Signatures That Delay Marriage
Elsa – Can you talk about late marriages in astrology? I have Saturn in 7th house (cancer), squaring Jupiter and trining my Sun. I’m 47, an accomplished professional and still not married. If most people in the Western world get … Rea…
Full Moon In Aries: September 29, 2023 – Love & Money
The full moon in Aries will take place early in the morning on Friday, September 29th. If you want to howl under this thing, make plans for Thursday! You can see the chart here. It’s remarkable how Venus and Mars … Read More…
Pluto Transiting 12th House: Brink Of Homelessness – Help!
Hi Elsa, I see you’ve written extensively and have lived through Pluto sweeping your 12th. I’m living it now and am wondering if it will literally kill me? I’m on the brink of homelessness, everyone I know seems to be … Read More…
Subconscious: Your Experience With Planets in the 8th House
This morning I was mulling my behavior in a certain drama in my life. The story is unfolding in a positive way for me. It’s taken many months for it to turn around. The turnaround seems random but I’m not … Read More…
Pluto In Aquarius: AI Manipulating Humans To Accept Being Set Aside
Most are catching on to how influential the media is. It leads us to where to we’re headed. I was wiped out the other night, so I clicked something mindless and unchallenging on TV. The program was, Secret Chef. It’s … Read More…
Trying For A Baby… With Saturn In Pisces
It’s common that women stress when they’re actively trying to have a baby. I worked with three woman in this situation over the last week. Saturn in Pisces is exacerbating the problem on account of the nebulous fears associated with ……
How To Handle The Empty Houses In Your Chart
Dear Elsa, I have one of those charts where only a few houses are busy and the rest are empty. My chart has no oppositions, planets are placed in 3rd, 4th and 5th houses. That’s it. Question: if top of … Read More…
Child With Saturn Transiting The First House
Hi, I was curious what would be the high-level advice and guidance with regards to Saturn Transit through the 1st House for a child. My son is a 10 year old Pisces, just starting a new school and a new … Read More…