“She don’t know me. I’m a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We was arguing over a parking place. I didn’t kill him, though. No, that wasn’t me.”
–Madea, Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Family ReunionWhether or not people have seen any of Tyler Perry&#…
Author: Satori
Weekend Love Forecast by Satori
“Baby, my baby, sweet baby, what am I gonna do with you?”
–Barry WhiteThis weekend’s Moon moves from Virgo to Libra. It begins in trine to Pluto and ends in sidling up to Saturn. Saturday night the Virgo Moon conjuncts Juno and opposes Uranus….
Saturn In The Second House: Resource Inventory by Satori
“Why didn’t you just call me on the intercom? Or is it still picking up ambulance calls?”
–Randy, Home ImprovementTransiting Saturn is retrograding at the end of my second house opposite my 8th house Venus. I am taking inventory (Saturn) of my person…
Jupiter, Leo And Mercury: Broadcasting Bravado- “Bring It!”
“Follow me or perish, sweater-monkeys!”
–Bring It OnI’ve been hearing a lot of declarations of “Bring It!” today. I haven’t even been watching any cheerleader movies lately so I figure it’s probably transiting Mercury (c…
Full Moon Effect: No More “Coward Of The County” by Satori
“Sometimes you’ve got to fight when you’re a man.”
–Kenny RogersThe full moon happened in my area just around midnight last night, but I had already gone to bed. It landed in my chart with the Moon just past my Leo rising, the Sun in my 7th house. I…
Weekend Love Forecast
“Son, I hope it’s not Saturday night one minute, with a cold Monday morning to follow. Whatever happens, Nolie, always remember to smile.”
–Cap’n Andy, ShowboatSkies start out sporty, turning serious mid-weekend, Saturday night. Strong chance of drun…