“What does a yellow light mean?”
“Slow down.”
“Whaaaaaat doooooooes a yelloooooow liiiiiiiight meeeean?”
–Taxi
Author: Satori
An Almost Perfect Storm
“I’m a three-line whip; I’m the sort of thing they ban. I’m a walking disaster; I’m a demolition man.”
–Sting
Mars Mercury Opposing Saturn
“I don’t need a plumber. You’re that clever shark, aren’t you?”
“…Candygram.”
–Saturday Night Live Landshark Skit
Pallas Athena And Attitudes About Gender
“Oh, woman, woman! When to ill thy mind is bent, all Hell contains no fouler fiend!”
–Homer
Unknown Birth Times And Casting A Natal Chart
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”
–Kung Fu Monkey
Weekend Love Forecast
“If I became a philosopher, if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I’m still waiting, it’s all been to seduce women basically.”
–Jean-Paul Sartre
The MC/IC Axis
“Furthermore, we have not even to risk the adventure alone; for the heroes of all time have one before us, the labyrinth is fully known; we have only to follow the thread of the hero-path. And where we had thought to find an abomination, we shall find a god; where we had thought to slay another, we shall slay ourselves; where we had thought to travel outward, we shall come to the center of our own existence; where we had thought to be alone, we shall be with all the world.”
— Joseph Campbell (The Hero with a Thousand Faces)
To Serve Man: A Cookbook!
“How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?”
— Julia Child
Mars Pluto: Do Or Die
[after spotting Harold hanging from a noose in the living room] “I suppose you think that’s very funny, Harold… Oh, dinner at eight, Harold. And do try and be a little more vivacious.”
–Harold’s Mother, “Harold and Maude”
Relationships, Timing: Juno And Saturn In Libra
“This is not Let’s Make a Deal, and I’m not Monty Hall!”
–Judge Judy