“She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.”
— Groucho Marx
Author: Satori
I Have A House Full Of Luchadores Today
“If you want to play with the big boys you’ve got to learn to play rough.”
–My Dad, generally at the point where I was already crying
New Moon Eclipse In Cancer, 2011
“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”
–Groucho Marx
I Think The Cardinal Grand Cross Broke Me
“I’m pissed off, is what I am! Do you go around drenching everybody that comes into your room with flame-retardant chemicals? No wonder you’re single.”
–The Metatron, Dogma
Mars Square Neptune: What Happened?
“I believe you have my stapler.”
–Milton, Office Space
Weekend Love Forecast
“Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah yeah! Show them how they do it now! We’re bumping booties, havin’ us a ball!”
–Peaches and Herb
Hard Aspects, Difficult Energy And Free Will
“When you hang a man you better look at him.”
–Clint Eastwood, Hang ‘Em High
Astrology And Death: Ryan Dunn
“Let’s be careful out there.”
–Sergeant Esterhaus, Hill Street Blues
Mercury Pluto Humor: Demonic Voices
“I need an old priest and a young priest…”
–Dr. Evil to his malfunctioning power chair
Mercury Opposing Pluto
“The bed of the well, the end of the line, the dismay in the face, it’s a loss, it’s a find; The plan of the house, the body in bed, and the car that got stuck, it’s the mud, it’s the mud.”
–Antonio Carlos Jobim, Aguas de Marco