“I think they make an ointment for that.”
–me
Author: Satori
Grand Cross Solar Return: My Son
“You know those wooden dividers between urinals? I think that might be where I smacked my head.”
–My Classy Son
Weekend Love Forecast
“She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.”
— Groucho Marx
I Have A House Full Of Luchadores Today
“If you want to play with the big boys you’ve got to learn to play rough.”
–My Dad, generally at the point where I was already crying
New Moon Eclipse In Cancer, 2011
“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”
–Groucho Marx
I Think The Cardinal Grand Cross Broke Me
“I’m pissed off, is what I am! Do you go around drenching everybody that comes into your room with flame-retardant chemicals? No wonder you’re single.”
–The Metatron, Dogma
Mars Square Neptune: What Happened?
“I believe you have my stapler.”
–Milton, Office Space
Weekend Love Forecast
“Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah yeah! Show them how they do it now! We’re bumping booties, havin’ us a ball!”
–Peaches and Herb
Hard Aspects, Difficult Energy And Free Will
“When you hang a man you better look at him.”
–Clint Eastwood, Hang ‘Em High
Astrology And Death: Ryan Dunn
“Let’s be careful out there.”
–Sergeant Esterhaus, Hill Street Blues