“Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.”
–Charlie Sheen
Author: Satori
Pisces Moon Day
“A stiff apology is a second insult. The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt.”
–G.K. Chesterton
The Astrology Of Stephen King
“People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy… and I keep it in a jar on my desk.”
–Stephen King
You Down With OPP?? Other People’s Planets
Rufus T. Firefly: “Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.”
Chicolini: “I’ll tell you what I’ll do: I’ll take five and ten in Woolworth.”
–Duck Soup
Transits And Planning: Pluto, Saturn And Venus
“Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves come when life seems most challenging.”
–Joseph Campbell
Weekend Love Forecast
“What does a yellow light mean?”
“Slow down.”
“Whaaaaaat doooooooes a yelloooooow liiiiiiiight meeeean?”
–Taxi
An Almost Perfect Storm
“I’m a three-line whip; I’m the sort of thing they ban. I’m a walking disaster; I’m a demolition man.”
–Sting
Mars Mercury Opposing Saturn
“I don’t need a plumber. You’re that clever shark, aren’t you?”
“…Candygram.”
–Saturday Night Live Landshark Skit
Pallas Athena And Attitudes About Gender
“Oh, woman, woman! When to ill thy mind is bent, all Hell contains no fouler fiend!”
–Homer
Unknown Birth Times And Casting A Natal Chart
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”
–Kung Fu Monkey