“And stand together yet not too near together:
For the pillars of the temple stand apart,
And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other’s shadow.”
–The Prophet, Khalil Gibran
Author: Satori
The Most Effective Love Advice
“Be as you are, as you see as I am I am.”
–James Taylor
Holiday Love Forecast
“If allowed may I touch your hand, and if pleased may I once again, so that you too will understand: There’s a ribbon in the sky for our love.”
–Stevie Wonder
Double Whammy Transits
“I think they make an ointment for that.”
–me
Grand Cross Solar Return: My Son
“You know those wooden dividers between urinals? I think that might be where I smacked my head.”
–My Classy Son
Weekend Love Forecast
“She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.”
— Groucho Marx
I Have A House Full Of Luchadores Today
“If you want to play with the big boys you’ve got to learn to play rough.”
–My Dad, generally at the point where I was already crying
New Moon Eclipse In Cancer, 2011
“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”
–Groucho Marx
I Think The Cardinal Grand Cross Broke Me
“I’m pissed off, is what I am! Do you go around drenching everybody that comes into your room with flame-retardant chemicals? No wonder you’re single.”
–The Metatron, Dogma
Mars Square Neptune: What Happened?
“I believe you have my stapler.”
–Milton, Office Space