“Guess I should have known by the way she parked her car sideways that it wouldn’t last. But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right. She said, “Baby, have you got enough gas?”
–Prince
Author: Satori
Back To School With Jupiter And Saturn
“Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I’m hot for teacher.”
–Van Halen
Dealing With Difficult Transits
“Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.”
–Zen aphorism
Pisces Mercury And The 12th House
“Where are you working?” “The Center for Sound Hearing.” “What?” “The Center for… you bastard.”
–Why I Quit My First Real Job
Weekend Love Forecast
Jim Ignatowski taking his drivers license test: “Psst, Alex, what does a yellow light mean?” “Slow down.” “Whaaaaat… dooooooes… a… yelloooow… liiiight… meeeean?”
–Taxi
Pluto Moon Musings
“Pain is never permanent.”
–Saint Teresa of Avila
Moon Jupiter And Humor
“I’m sorry, you’ll have to speak a little louder, Bert! I can’t hear you! I have a banana in my ear!”
–Ernie, Sesame Street
Semantics, Google And How We Learn
“You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”
–Yogi Berra
Weekend Love Forecast
“What is the most important thing our society needs? That would be harsher penalties for parole violators, Stan… and world peace!”
–Miss Congeniality
Retrograde Planets In The Natal Chart
“The easiest thing to be in the world is you. The most difficult thing to be is what other people want you to be. Don’t let them put you in that position.”
–Leo Buscaglia