Jim Ignatowski taking his drivers license test: “Psst, Alex, what does a yellow light mean?” “Slow down.” “Whaaaaat… dooooooes… a… yelloooow… liiiight… meeeean?”
–Taxi
Author: Satori
Pluto Moon Musings
“Pain is never permanent.”
–Saint Teresa of Avila
Moon Jupiter And Humor
“I’m sorry, you’ll have to speak a little louder, Bert! I can’t hear you! I have a banana in my ear!”
–Ernie, Sesame Street
Semantics, Google And How We Learn
“You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”
–Yogi Berra
Weekend Love Forecast
“What is the most important thing our society needs? That would be harsher penalties for parole violators, Stan… and world peace!”
–Miss Congeniality
Retrograde Planets In The Natal Chart
“The easiest thing to be in the world is you. The most difficult thing to be is what other people want you to be. Don’t let them put you in that position.”
–Leo Buscaglia
The Astrology Of My Breakfast
“A certain degree of neurosis is of inestimable value as a drive, especially to a psychologist.”
–Sigmund Freud
Astro Advice: Uranus Transits To Venus And The 7th House
“If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.”
–Woody Allen
“All Is Fair In Love And War”: Venus, Mars And Values
“Love and war are the same thing, and stratagems and policy are as allowable in the one as in the other.”
–Miguel de Cervantes
Weekend Love Forecast
“There’s a little white duck, sitting in the water, a little white duck doing what he ought’a.”
–Little White Duck, Burl Ives