“I don’t know. I’ve always just loved to kill. I really enjoyed it. But then I got famous, and – it’s just too hard for me. And so many witnesses. I mean, *everybody* recognized me. I couldn’t even lurk anymore. I’d hear, “Who’s that lurking over there? Isn’t that Merv Griffin?” So I came to Europe to kill. And it’s really worked out very well for me.”
–Merv Griffin in The Man with Two Brains
Author: Satori
How To Interpret Unaspected Planets And Empty Houses
“As the builders say, the larger stones do not lie well without the lesser.” –Plato I used to say I don’t have any air in my chart. That’s not strictly true as I have an air sign on an angle … Read More…
How Will The Full Moon Affect You?
“The moon’s the North Wind’s cookie; he bites it day by day.
Until there’s but a rim of scraps that crumble all away.”
–Vachel Lindsay
Transits In The Sky vs. Transits To Your Chart
“The Sun don’t beam, the Moon don’t shine;
The tide don’t ebb and flow–
a clock won’t strike, a match won’t light.
When love goes wrong, nothing goes right.”
–When Love Goes Wrong, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Weekend Love Forecast
“Please, baby baby, please, baby baby, please!”
–Mars Blackmon, She’s Gotta Have It
Virgo Moon And Jupiter: Grammar Humor
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know”
–Groucho Marx
Saturn Moon: Feeling Responsible
“You can’t save me; you can’t change me. Well I’m waiting for my wake-up call, and everything, everything’s my fault.”
–Save Me, Unwritten Law
Motivating Mars Saturn
“I’ll do it because I want to, not because you tell me to.”
–Mrs. Piggle Wiggle by Betty MacDonald
Pisces Transcends
“So much to do, so little done, such things to be.”
–Elizabeth Taylor
What’s My Destination? The North Node
“I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.”
–Jimmy Dean