“The note was imediately dispatched, but the rider was met with a group of freshly unearthed zombies on the road and dragged off to his demise. The note was dispatched a second time with more success, and its contents as quickly complied with.”
–Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Seth Grahame-Smith
Author: Satori
Planning For Mercury Retrograde
“Don’t wear a belt! Nobody in L.A. wears a belt… unless they’re a twiglet, crack-smoking fool.”
–Patti Stanger, Millionaire Matchmaker
Planets In Mutual Reception
“You complete me.”
–Jerry Maguire
Casting A Natal Chart Without A Birthtime
“Glance into the world just as though time were gone: and everything crooked will become straight to you.”
–Friedrich Nietzsche
Shocking Tragedy In Norway: The Natal Chart Of Anders Behring Breivik
“Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people.”
–Carl Gustav Jung
Understanding Yourself In Relationship
“Lift me like an olive branch and be my homeward dove, dance me to the end of love.”
–Leonard Cohen
Weekend Love Forecast
“You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you just might find you get what you need.”
–The Rolling Stones
Analyzing Relationships: Synastry, The First Step
“Know thyself.”
–Ancient Greek Maxim
Juno Enters Libra
“There was a little girl and she had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good she was very, very good and when she was bad she was horrid.”
–Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Literal Mars Mercury Neptune Aspects: Disappearing Hand Tools
“Where are the Adirondacks? Well if you put things back when you were done using them I’m sure you’d be able to find them.”
–a Father’s Day card I once gave my Dad