Rhett Butler: Tell me, Scarlett, do you never shrink from marrying men you don’t love?
Scarlett: How did you ever get out of jail? Why didn’t they hang you?
Author: Satori
Weekend Love Forecast
“My brother sit me right down and he talked to me
He told me that I ought not to let you just walk on me
And I’m sure he meant well yeah but when our talk was through
I said brother if you only knew you’d wish that you were in my shoes.”
–Bill Withers, “Use Me”
Mercury Retro: Rehashing Communications
“Discombobulation is sweepin’ the nation!”
–Mojo Nixon
Transiting Juno In Scorpio
“My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun…
And yet by heaven, I think my love as rare,
As any she belied with false compare.”
–Shakespeare, Sonnet CXXX
Tips For Mercury Retrograde Woes
“I’m sorry, Bert. I can’t hear you; I have a banana in my ear.”
–Ernie
Pluto In Transit And The Shadow
”My definition of a devil is a god who has not been recognized. That is to say, it is a power in you to which you have not given expression, and you push it back. And then, like all repressed energy, it builds up and becomes completely dangerous to the position you’re trying to hold.”
–Joseph Campbell, “An Open Life”
Astrology And Your Dodgy Side
Pacha: “Where’d you come from, little guy?”
Kuzco: “No… touchy!”
Pacha: “Demon llama!”
Kuzco: “Demon llama? Where??”
–The Emperor’s New Groove
Astrology And Body-Image
“Food-forward, fall holiday where you wear elastic shapewear to curb your propensity to overeat: Spanksgiving.”
–satori
Holiday Forecast: Thanksgiving
“If mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.”
–Folk Wisdom
Hard Transits To The Moon: Letting Them GO
“And I know she is not my friend; and I know, cos there she goes walking on my skin again. Saturn on a line, a sun afire on strings and wires to spin above my head and make it right; but any time you like, you can catch a sight of angel eyes all emptiness and infinite.”
–Counting Crows, “When I Dream of Michelangelo”