“My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun…
And yet by heaven, I think my love as rare,
As any she belied with false compare.”
–Shakespeare, Sonnet CXXX
Author: Satori
Tips For Mercury Retrograde Woes
“I’m sorry, Bert. I can’t hear you; I have a banana in my ear.”
–Ernie
Pluto In Transit And The Shadow
”My definition of a devil is a god who has not been recognized. That is to say, it is a power in you to which you have not given expression, and you push it back. And then, like all repressed energy, it builds up and becomes completely dangerous to the position you’re trying to hold.”
–Joseph Campbell, “An Open Life”
Astrology And Your Dodgy Side
Pacha: “Where’d you come from, little guy?”
Kuzco: “No… touchy!”
Pacha: “Demon llama!”
Kuzco: “Demon llama? Where??”
–The Emperor’s New Groove
Astrology And Body-Image
“Food-forward, fall holiday where you wear elastic shapewear to curb your propensity to overeat: Spanksgiving.”
–satori
Holiday Forecast: Thanksgiving
“If mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.”
–Folk Wisdom
Hard Transits To The Moon: Letting Them GO
“And I know she is not my friend; and I know, cos there she goes walking on my skin again. Saturn on a line, a sun afire on strings and wires to spin above my head and make it right; but any time you like, you can catch a sight of angel eyes all emptiness and infinite.”
–Counting Crows, “When I Dream of Michelangelo”
Weekend Love Forecast
“My darling I… can’t get enough of your love, baby.”
–Barry White
Mother And Child: The Moon
“My mother loved children. She would have given anything if I had been one.”
–Groucho Marx
ElsaElsa Show And Tell Session!
“Gather round, all you mortals, and behold the fury that you cannot deny! And you won’t be disappointed, either.”
–Mandark, “Dexter’s Laboratory”