“Give me land, lots of land, under starry skies above; don’t fence me in.”
–Robert Fletcher
Author: Satori
Weekend Love Forecast
“How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can’t understand what I mean? You soon will.”
–Barenaked Ladies, “One Week”
Sun In Scorpio, Mercury in Sagittarius
To be is to do. -Socrates
To do is to be. -Plato
Do be do be do. -Sinatra
[an old Peanuts comic]
Halloween Forecast
In the immortal words of Jean-Paul Sartre, ‘Au revoir, Gopher.’
-Bill Murray, Zombieland
Elsa’s Transit Reports, A Review by Satori
“In character, in manner, in style, in all things, the supreme excellence is simplicity.”
–Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Astrology And Allergies
“There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.”
–Nigel Powers, “Goldmember”
Halloween Weekend Love Forecast
“Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.”
–Ash, “Army of Darkness”
Mercury In Scorpio: Messages From Underground
“We all float down here…”
–Stephen King, “It”
Juno Conjunct The Sun, Libra To Scorpio
“I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.”
–Confucius
The Astrology Of Events
“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”
–Yogi Berra