“Food-forward, fall holiday where you wear elastic shapewear to curb your propensity to overeat: Spanksgiving.”
–satori
Author: Satori
Holiday Forecast: Thanksgiving
“If mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.”
–Folk Wisdom
Hard Transits To The Moon: Letting Them GO
“And I know she is not my friend; and I know, cos there she goes walking on my skin again. Saturn on a line, a sun afire on strings and wires to spin above my head and make it right; but any time you like, you can catch a sight of angel eyes all emptiness and infinite.”
–Counting Crows, “When I Dream of Michelangelo”
Weekend Love Forecast
“My darling I… can’t get enough of your love, baby.”
–Barry White
Mother And Child: The Moon
“My mother loved children. She would have given anything if I had been one.”
–Groucho Marx
ElsaElsa Show And Tell Session!
“Gather round, all you mortals, and behold the fury that you cannot deny! And you won’t be disappointed, either.”
–Mandark, “Dexter’s Laboratory”
Transits In Aspect: The Moon, “I NEEEED!”
“The Moon’s the North Wind’s cooky. He bites it, day by day, until there’s but a rim of scraps that crumble all away.”
–Vachel Lindsay
Weekend Love Forecast
“Go man, go, but not like a yo-yo schoolboy; just play it cool, boy, real cool.”
–Westside Story
ElsaElsa Astrology Show And Tell!
Join the new Colosseum session!
Under The Taurus Moon
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut… I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, ‘Don’t even act like I didn’t get that doughnut, I’ve got the documentation right here… It’s in my file at home… under ‘D’.”
–Mitch Hedberg