“Did I do that?”
–Steve Urkel
Author: Satori
Moral Alignment, Consciousness And The Sun
“To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.”
–Alonzo Harris, “Training Day”
The New Year’s Sun In Capricorn
“Would you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar, and be better off than you are… or would you rather be a mule?”
–“Swinging on a Star” Lyrics by Johnny Burke
New Year’s Eve Love Forecast
“What? WHAT?? Yeaaaaaah!”
–Dave Chappelle as Lil’ Jon
Mars And Pitching Fits
“She turned me into a NEWT! [pause] Well I got better.”
–Monty Python’s Holy Grail
Brand New Babies And Their Charts
But Mousie, thou art no thy lane,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best-laid schemes o’ mice an’ men
Gang aft agley.
–Robert Burns
The Best Relationship Advice I’ve Ever Given
“There was a little girl who had a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good she was very, very good, but when she was bad she was horrid.”
–Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Jupiter Direct And The Retrograde Shadow
“And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye.”
–Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Jupiter Going Direct
“It flew right into the simmering milk… and I don’t like Cream of Asparakeet!”
–Tommy Smothers
The Christmas Eve New Moon
“When my heart finds Christmas, I hope it finds you too.”
–Harry Connick Jr.