“My mother loved children. She would have given anything if I had been one.”
–Groucho Marx
Author: Satori
ElsaElsa Show And Tell Session!
“Gather round, all you mortals, and behold the fury that you cannot deny! And you won’t be disappointed, either.”
–Mandark, “Dexter’s Laboratory”
Transits In Aspect: The Moon, “I NEEEED!”
“The Moon’s the North Wind’s cooky. He bites it, day by day, until there’s but a rim of scraps that crumble all away.”
–Vachel Lindsay
Weekend Love Forecast
“Go man, go, but not like a yo-yo schoolboy; just play it cool, boy, real cool.”
–Westside Story
ElsaElsa Astrology Show And Tell!
Join the new Colosseum session!
Under The Taurus Moon
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut… I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, ‘Don’t even act like I didn’t get that doughnut, I’ve got the documentation right here… It’s in my file at home… under ‘D’.”
–Mitch Hedberg
Venus Conjunct Mercury In Sagittarius
“Give me land, lots of land, under starry skies above; don’t fence me in.”
–Robert Fletcher
Weekend Love Forecast
“How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can’t understand what I mean? You soon will.”
–Barenaked Ladies, “One Week”
Sun In Scorpio, Mercury in Sagittarius
To be is to do. -Socrates
To do is to be. -Plato
Do be do be do. -Sinatra
[an old Peanuts comic]
Halloween Forecast
In the immortal words of Jean-Paul Sartre, ‘Au revoir, Gopher.’
-Bill Murray, Zombieland