Author: Satori

Weekend Love Forecast

“Big bottom, big bottom, talk about mudflaps my girl’s got ’em. Big bottom drives me out of my mind; how could I leave this behind?”
–Spinal Tap

Mars-Mercury-Neptune On The Road

“If anything I might have just said has helped you, if anything I might have just said helped you just carry on, your rise uphill may no longer seem a struggle and your appetite for pain may all but be gone.”
–Blues Traveler, “Just Wait”

Juno And “The One”

“You intend no doubt to give me nothing, and are not aware the gift has already been received. Curse me then, and take away the spell. For I am rich, no cheap and ragged beggar but a queen, to rouse … Read More…