“I can’t complain but sometimes I still do; life’s been good to me so far.”
–Joe Walsh
Author: Satori
Saturn Conjunct Mercury And Limiting Your Perception
“Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well let him out!”
–not so hilarious the tenth time in a day
Astrology Today: October 8, 2012 – Keep An Open Mind
“Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.”
–Oscar Wilde
Weekend Love Forecast
“Enjoy yourself, it’s later you than you think. Enjoy yourself while you’re still in the pink. The years go by as quickly as a wink. Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think!”
–Louis Prima
Astrology Today: October 3, 2012 – Choose Well, Padawan
“Your clones are very impressive; you must be very proud.”
–Obi-Wan Kenobi
Astrology Today: October 1, 2012 – Releasing Tension
“It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.”
–C.S. Lewis
Weekend Love Forecast
“TEQUILA!”
–The Champs
Astrology Today: September 27, 2012 – Pity Party Optional
“If confusion about your love life is ruining your day, I think it’s good to go over to your best friend’s house and ruin her day too.”
–Steve Marin, “L.A. Story”
Astrology Today: September 26, 2012 – Whistle While You Work
“Jump in the line, rock your body in time; okay, I believe you!”
–Harry Belafonte
Astrology Today: September 25, 2012 – The Right Tool For The Job
“Never mind losing half the top deck. You know what’s worse? Sand.”
–Dr. Who