Chiron: Percy, take this to defend yourself. It’s a powerful weapon. Guard it well. Only use it in times of severe distress.
Percy Jackson: This is a pen. This is a *pen.*
–Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
Author: Satori
Astrology Today: December 11, 2012 – Good Judgement
“Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.”
–A Christmas Story
Astrology Today: December 10, 2012 – Just A Spoon Full Of Sugar
“Oh give me land, lots of land under starry skies above: don’t fence me in.”
–Cole Porter
Weekend Love Forecast
“Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly…”
–Showboat
Client Testimonial: “Authentic And Compassionate”
Recommendations from clients
Astrology Today: December 6, 2012 – What’s On Your List?
“SANTA! I know him!!”
–Buddy the Elf
Astrology Today: December 5, 2012 – Integrity
“There’s some things that I just won’t do; I think it’s time that I told ’em to you… I don’t do windows and I won’t go to hell for you.”
–Hank Cochran
Astrology Today: December 4, 2012 – Rock Your Disco Pants
“Our bees will blot out the Sun!”
“Then we will hug in the shade.”
–300 Parody, PG Version
Astrology Today: December 3, 2012 – In The Mood
“For a man to conquer himself is the first and noblest of all victories.”
–Plato
Weekend Love Forecast
“I’m gonna love you, love you, love you, just a little more baby.”
–Barry White