Blah blah cougar blah Demi blah Ashton blah too young blah it’ll never work blah. We’ve heard it all before, but these new rumers (pun intended!) about Ashton dipping his wick in a much younger candle are pretty disconcerting.
It seems that, according to Star Magazine, Mr. Kutcher’s lady du jour hails from a local bowling alley (kuh-LASSY!); they met at Lucky Strike Lanes while Ash and Dem were having a blended-family night out. According to the other woman, it took almost no time for her be invited over for a horizontal mambo session within Ashton, but there’s a silver lining; “it was tender and nice — not some random sex act,” she said. (That merits a 360-degree eye-roll and a massive “whatever” from us.)
Even though the whole thing seems a bit fishy, we’re not sure what to think. Could Ashton be cheating? Are he and Demi right for each other? And will their whole May-December romance end in some Fourth-of-July-style fireworks? Moonit’s ready to find out.
According to their birth dates, Ashton (born on February 7, 1978) may have won Demi (born on November 11, 1962) over with some serious game. Read More >>
*Note: Moonit’s relationship assessment is based on a proprietary algorithm powered by Astrolabe that identified Pluto sextile Mars as their strongest weighted aspect for romance, based on their birth dates using a noon election.
