As you’ve probably heard, there’s much sadness in Simpsonland. (Not the Homer-and-Bart-style Universal Studios Simpsonland. Although, now that we mention it, it might be awesome if Jessica and Ashlee had their own theme park. Would it be filled with games like, “Avoid the Creepy, Overly-Involved Dad?” “Whack-a-John-Mayer?” “Damage Control: Lip-Sync Your Way Through A Live, Nationally-Televised Broadcast?” We can only dream.)
Anyway, as we said earlier, Ashlee Simpson is a sad, sad lady, mostly because “irreconcilable differences” have put a divorce-shaped wedge between her and Pete Wentz. Sure, their three years of wedlock haven’t been totally trouble-free, but we were hoping that they’d learn to work it out. (Perhaps they could still kick off the healing with a name change for their toddler, Bronx Mowgli…) Unfortunately, the legal-type papers have been inked and stamped, and here we are, wondering why these pop icons are really calling it quits.
According to Moonit, Ashlee (born on October 3, 1984) and Pete (born on June 5, 1979) were in for a “picture perfect life.” Read More >>
*Note: Moonit’s relationship assessment is based on a proprietary algorithm powered by Astrolabe that identified Venus sextile North Node as their strongest weighted aspect, based on their birth dates using a noon election.
