Karina Smirnoff & Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino: Moon Conjunct Mars

LOS ANGELES, CA - AUGUST 26: Dancer Karina Smirnoff attends the Some Kind-a Gorgeous Style and Beauty Lounge at the Chateau Marmont on August 26, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images For Benefit Cosmetics)

On “Dancing with the Stars,” pro partner Karina Smirnoff keeps pairing up with guys who have, shall we say, strong personalities, on and off the stage. (*AHEM* “Bad Boy of the Ballroom” Maksim Chmerkovskiy and “Manscaped Within an Inch of His Life” Mario Lopez *AHEM*.)

Now, DWTS has announced that, in season 11, Karina will be adding another strong-minded womanizer to her dance card: the infamous Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino of “Jersey Shore” fame.

Since Karina’s got a history of falling for her DWTS partners, we at Moonit feel a social responsibility to offer up some much-needed advice before this new working relationship gets out of hand. (And before we even run a compatibility scan, we’ll throw out Tip #1: penicillin, Karina, and lots of it.)

According to their birth date analysis, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino (born on July 4, 1982) and Karina Smirnoff (born on January 2, 1978) should avoid “texting under the influence” while they’re spending all that training time together. That’s because “this relationship has all the sizzle of ‘One Night in Paris.’” Read More >>

*Note: Moonit’s relationship assessment is based on a proprietary algorithm powered by Astrolabe that identified Moon conjunct Mars as their strongest weighted aspect for romance, based on their birth dates using a noon election.
Karina Smirnoff and Michael Sorrentino