Bret Michaels and Kristi Gibson: Pluto Sextile Mars

42509, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Monday July 12, 2010. Bret Michaels arrives at the Ed Sullivan Theater to make an appearance on  The Late Show with David Letterman . Michaels, who signed a ton of autographs for waiting fans, was accompanied by his two daughters Raine Elizabeth Sychak and Jorja Bleu Sychak as well as their mother Kristi Lynn Gibson. Photograph:  Darla Khazei, PacificCoastNews.com

We know you guys will be shocked to hear this, but as it turns out, “The Rock of Love,” “Rock of Love 2,” Rock of Love Bus,” and “Rock of Love: It’s All About the Levaquin” were all for naught.

On Monday night’s finale of “Bret Michaels: Life As I Know It,” the VH1 darling and former Poison frontman officially proposed to Kristi Gibson, the mother of his two daughters. (Call us skeptics, but who would have thought that a 16-year relationship and a couple of kids would lead to a wedding?)

Bret didn’t have to pony up for a diamond; the two already designed a four-carat “promise ring,” and the behemoth sparkler’s doing double duty as sign of their engagement. So, now that they’ve battled the ups, the downs, and the hair extensions, can these two really survive life together without a reality crew documenting every step? Moonit’s ready to find out.

According to their birth dates, Bret (born on March 15, 1963) and Kristi (born on December 25, 1970) don’t really “feel like laying their feelings out on the line.” Read More >>

*Note: Moonit’s relationship assessment is based on a proprietary algorithm powered by Astrolabe that identified Pluto sextile Mars as their strongest weighted aspect, based on their birth dates using a noon election.
Bret Michaels and Kristi Gibson synastry biwheel chart

Bret: Butler (PA)
Kristi: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada