The next time you’re perusing magazines at your local newsstand, you may come across a tabloid-looking publication called Celebrity Astrology. Do not immediately dismiss it. No, it’s not a heavy tome on astrological compatibility, but if you meet the following conditions, you may actually find it’s worth your five bucks:
- You really care about celebrities.
- You are familiar with planets and signs.
- You like your astrology breezy and light.
This rag ain’t just Sun sign astrology. The folks at Topix Media actually consulted professional astrologers like Stephanie Jean Clement to write features like, “Who’s Best (and Worst) in the Bedroom”?
(Disclosure: I received a review copy from the publisher.)
Here are a few sections so you know what’s between the covers:
Will They Work?
Includes celebrity couples like:
* Jay-Z and Beyonce
* Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez
* Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux
* Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner
Example: David and Victoria Beckham have two positive Venus-Mars interaspects, so they will be “all over each other for the foreseeable future.”
Commitmentphobes
Includes your favorite guys, including:
* Johnny Depp
* Kanye West
* Gerard Butler
* George Clooney
Example : “Diddy’s reluctance to make a commitment may be nearing an end as [his progressed] Ascendant, Moon and Venus come together.”
Who Wears the Pants?
Who’s the boss in relationships like:
* The Beckhams
* Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady
Timely example regarding Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise: “This couple’s compatibility is thwarted by their mutual Jupiter and Saturn opposition, an aspect that indicates one is restrictive of the other, tending to impose their ideals…”
In short, Celebrity Astrology is like InStyle or US Weekly with real astrology, not just Sun sign generalizations. You’re not going to get any insights more in-depth than a couple of sentences, but who wants that when looking at pictures of Gerard Butler?
You can purchase this magazine at newsstands now, and you can “like” the Facebook page.