Hear ye, hear ye, loyal citizens of this mighty nation of rock! The union forged by the marriage of Beyonce, crown princess of infectious pop hooks and J-Setting, and Jay-Z, the rap king whose mad beats are afflicted with no more and no less than 99 problems, has resulted in one extremely conspicuous baby bump.
Town criers [read: US Weekly] insist that Our Lady of Bodysuits is in her first trimester, and that she and her royal impregnator couldn’t be happier. This only leaves we, their most humble followers, to ask: will their offspring further secure their musical hegemony, or will this reigning couple succumb to a case of regal baby blues? Moonit is on-eth the case.
According to their birth dates, it’s no surprise that Beyonce (born on September 4, 1981) and Jay-Z (born on December 4, 1969) gravitated towards each other. Read More >>
*Note: Moonit’s relationship assessment is based on a proprietary algorithm powered by Astrolabe that identified North Node Trine Venus as their strongest weighted aspect for romance, based on their birth dates using a noon election.
