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Doctor Pluto’s House Of Horrors
Tonight on “Conquer The Universe With Astrology”: your questions answered, the follow-up to last night’s rude show about duck sex, and a look at Pluto.
Do not stare directly into the Pluto.
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Ding Dong, Duck Dong: The Uranus-Pluto Square Wakeup Call
Why do ducks have such enormous penises?
What does pot smoking in Canada have to do with your mid-life crisis?
What does Catherine Zeta-Jones’ recent admission to psychiatric care have to do with you if you were born in 1969-1970?
What does this all…
Neptune in Pisces: Earthquake And Hurricane
Tomorrow at 4 PM Pacific (1 PM Pacific) on Conquer The Universe With Astrology”: I’ll be discussing the Neptune in Pisces years. May God Have mercy on us all.
No, scratch that… may we all have mercy on each other. Maybe God has had quite enough of u…
To All The Signs I Loved Before
Tonight on “Conquer The Universe With Astrology”: a special trip around the Zodiac with twelve true-life tales of love, romance, tragedy, hilarity, infidelity, comfort, joy, seafood and kitchen appliances. Listen in and see if my experiences with The T…
Free Live Astrology Readings? Why Not!
Although most of you here are familiar with my regular show, “Conquer The Universe With Astrology,” many of you may not know I also appear Wednesdays on The Caribbean Radio Show.
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Neptune In Pisces – The Peasants Are Revolting (And You Don’t Smell So Good Either)
So, what happens when The Lord Of Dreams enters The Sign Of The Dreamers? Is it a time when dreams can come true? Is it a time of Magic and Wonder and Fairy Tale Endings? Will the true power of the Human Spirit and Imagination be unleashed to…
Conquer The Week With Astrology – April 4-8, 2011
There aren’t a whole lot of bonuses that come from waking up and facing the day on a Monday morning, but heres’ one of them: my new feature, “Conquer Your Week With Astrology”… my new five-day weekday forecast on Blogtalkradio! It’s five days in five…
New Moon In Aries? Shut The Hell Up!
Holy crap! There’s a freakin’ New Moon in Aries coming up with six freakin’ planets in Aries coming up! WTF? How the hell’s THAT going to affect you? And how do you find out the answer to that right freakin’ NOW?
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Conquer Your Week With Astrology – March 28th-April 1, 2011
There aren’t a whole lot of bonuses that come from waking up and facing the day on a Monday morning, but heres’ one of them: my new feature, “Conquer Your Week With Astrology”… my new five-day weekday forecast on Blogtalkradio! It’s five days in five…