Tomorrow at 2 PM Eastern, 11 AM Pacific… Astrologydating.com is somewhat proud-ish to present another astrology-packed installment of THE SAGITTARIUM: ASTROLOGY THAT DOESN’T SUCK!
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Depressed? Confused? Love life stinks? Check yourself into T…
Author: Matthew The Astrologer
Let An Astrologer Be Your Bounty Hunter D’Amour!
The Moon is in Libra as I write this. Maybe that’s why “relationships” are on my mind. Many of you don’t need a lunar excuse to be pondering the state of your love life, no matter what shape it may be in. Sure… you could put up with the current …
Love And Sex In The Stars: You’re Doing It Wrong!
The intersection of astrology and human hearts — who knows what things collide there? We do! Join us (Hilary of Astrologydating.com and myself) every week for fun, advice, tea and sympathy as we delve deep into the darkest reaches of the human heart…
The Summer Lovin’ Astrology Special!
I really like Aliza from Moonplutoastrology.com. She’s got Cancer Sun caring and Moon Pluto x-ray vision. Her style is like a comforting bowl of chicken soup… with a matzah ball of practical wisdom. She also reads Tarot!
Me? I like to get a birt…
The Daily Sky: Sun In Gemini, Uranus Square Pluto Exact
(SCENE: The waiting room of a therapist’s office. There is a row of five chairs, and at one end sits URANUS and the other sits PLUTO. They each have their arms crossed, and are eying each other suspiciously. The door to the therapist’s office opens…
The Daily Sky: Venus Sextile Uranus
Make a tinfoil sculpture. Donate your change to a cause you’ve never heard of. Write a love letter on a postcard and mail it to someone you’ve never met. Write a love letter on a postcard and mail it to yourself. Offer to knit a sweater for the neighbo…
Introducing… THE SAGITTARIUM!
Tomorrow at 2 PM Eastern, 11 AM Pacific… Astrologydating.com is somewhat proud-ish to present… THE SAGITTARIUM: ASTROLOGY THAT DOESN’T SUCK!
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Depressed? Confused? Love life stinks? Check yourself into THE SAGITTARIUM for a volunt…
The Daily Sky: Mercury Enters Gemini
Hello? Hello?
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BETWEEN NOW AND THE 3OTH?
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MIND! JUST REMEMBER
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The Daily Sky: Venus Square Neptune
MALE PIGEON: I don’t care how wrong our forbidden our love is! For I am The Mighty Eagle, and I take what I want!
FEMALE PIGEON: Take me! For I am The Swan Of Your Dreams!
MALE PIGEON: I’m going to make passionate love to you ALL …
The Daily Sky: Moon Void Of Course In Gemini For Mother’s Day
Hello? Hi, Mom? Happy Mother’s Day!
Sorry, wrong number. (click)
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Hi, Mom! Happy Mother’s Day!
Still the wrong number. (click)
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Wait. Mom: This time before you hang up,…