{"id":7113,"date":"2011-01-25T18:40:39","date_gmt":"2011-01-25T18:40:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/astrologyexplored.net\/home\/?p=1940"},"modified":"2011-01-25T18:40:39","modified_gmt":"2011-01-25T18:40:39","slug":"the-astrology-of-transits-the-problem-with-mars-in-aquarius","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astrologyblogger.com\/?p=7113","title":{"rendered":"The Astrology of Transits: The Problem with Mars In Aquarius"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Mr. Spock, double exposure\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3212\/3551888494_710007641f_m.jpg?resize=240%2C180\" class=\"alignleft\" width=\"240\" height=\"180\" \/><strong>(Astrology Explored)<\/strong> <\/p>\n<p>Oh, it\u2019s you. <\/p>\n<p>Didn\u2019t I make it clear <a href=\"http:\/\/astrologyexplored.net\/home\/?p=792\">last year<\/a> that I wanted nothing to do with you?<\/p>\n<p>Now here you are crossing over the doorway of my tenth house opposing my Uranus, getting ready to conjunct my Chiron and my Sun.<\/p>\n<p>How dare you.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t care about how cute you supposedly look like with those \u201cMr. Spock\u201d ears. Nothing you do is \u201cfascinating\u201d to me.<\/p>\n<p>No, I do not want to join a nice gym with you. You have me running around way to much for me to have energy to do anything else.<\/p>\n<p>Look, haven\u2019t you caused enough trouble with my electronics and my appliances? Wasn\u2019t it bad enough that you blew up my oven and I had to spend $80 to purchase a new stove element? Or that the power cord on my computer started to smoke and blew out the connection to the power source? Now I have to replace that too.<\/p>\n<p>And I do not appreciate how you&#8217;ve gotten my boss riled up. Trouble like that I don&#8217;t need. <\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t know why you are laughing. I don\u2019t find this amusing at all.<\/p>\n<p>I really couldn\u2019t care less if you think I don\u2019t have a sense of humor. My Mercury is in Capricorn and my sense of humor is a little too dry for you to get anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Am I implying you are stupid? No, but apparently right now you are a little too \u201cout there\u201d to get the message. Why don\u2019t you leave before I call the cops?<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t make me get a restraining order on you. You know I will. <\/p>\n<p>Image published under a Creative Commons License as represented by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/stephaniewatson\/3551888494\/\">Flickr<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/like.php?href=http:\/\/www.astrologyexplored.net\/home&#038;\/?p=1343;layout=standard&amp;show_faces=true&amp;width=450&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=80\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"border:none; overflow:hidden; width:225; height:20px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-count=\"horizontal\" data-via=\"starrynightastr\" data-related=\"astromediapress:High Voltage Astrology for the Modern World\">Tweet<\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" height:40px;\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/Astrology-Explored\/38690039997?ref=ts\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astrologyexplored.net\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/Facebookbutton.png?resize=100%2C29\" alt=\"\" title=\"Facebookbutton\" width=\"100\" height=\"29\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-941\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/starrynightastr\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/astrologyexplored.net\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/Twitterloge.png?resize=120%2C28\" alt=\"\" title=\"Twitterloge\" width=\"120\" height=\"28\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-942\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/faves?sub=addfavbtn&amp;add=http:\/\/www.astrologymediapress.com\/astrologyexplored\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static.technorati.com\/pix\/fave\/tech-fav-1.png?w=560\" alt=\"Add to Technorati Favorites\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stumbleupon.com\/submit?url=http:\/\/www.astrologymediapress.com\/astrologyexplored&#038;title=The+Article+Title\"> <img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cdn.stumble-upon.com\/images\/120x20_su_blue.gif?w=560\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Astrology Explored) Oh, it\u2019s you. Didn\u2019t I make it clear last year that I wanted nothing to do with you? Now here you are crossing over the doorway of my tenth house opposing my Uranus, getting ready to conjunct my &#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/astrologyexplored.net\/home\/?p=1940\">Continue reading <span>&#8594;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/astrologyblogger.com\/?p=7113\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[647,980,2477,2599,2600,1352,979,13075,1234],"class_list":["post-7113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-astrology","tag-mars","tag-mars-in-aquarius","tag-mars-oppose-uranus","tag-mr-spock","tag-satire","tag-transits","tag-uncategorized","tag-zodiac"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pekXVE-1QJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/astrologyblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7113"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/astrologyblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/astrologyblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astrologyblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astrologyblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/astrologyblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/astrologyblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astrologyblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/astrologyblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}