{"id":56913,"date":"2013-08-02T18:49:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-02T18:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/astrologyblogger.com\/entry\/?guid=8c8ccd34cbc4672e0e9fa318b2fa1972"},"modified":"2013-08-02T18:49:00","modified_gmt":"2013-08-02T18:49:00","slug":"your-handy-guide-to-malfunctioning-mars-signs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astrologyblogger.com\/?p=56913","title":{"rendered":"Your Handy Guide To Malfunctioning Mars Signs"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\nFire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius): <\/b>Dammit, I’m so angry I could scream! What the hell did you think — oh, never mind. I’m over it now. What’s for lunch? What? TOFU?? Dammit, I’m so angry I could scream!<\/span>
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\nEarth (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn):<\/b> There is a hidden order to the Universe — one that propels all things with a firm but hidden hand. You have violated that order, and I’m going to keep jabbing you with this stick until I think you’ve learned your lesson.<\/span>
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Air (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius):<\/b> My boss is a jerk, my team lost in the playoffs, the cook mangled my lunch order — but they’re all out of town. So I’m going to scream at you for forgetting to take out the garbage.<\/p>\n

Water (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces):<\/b> You hurt my feelings! You hurt my feelings! You hurt my feelings! I’m going to keep screaming at you about it until you guess what it is exactly you did, because you HURT MY FEELINGS!<\/span><\/div>\n

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