{"id":53988,"date":"2013-05-13T13:30:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-13T13:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/astrologyblogger.com\/entry\/?guid=5dbb8d877936db3261de3ab4b12432ec"},"modified":"2013-05-13T13:30:00","modified_gmt":"2013-05-13T13:30:00","slug":"the-daily-sky-venus-square-neptune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astrologyblogger.com\/?p=53988","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Sky: Venus Square Neptune"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\nMALE PIGEON: <\/strong><\/span>I don’t care how wrong our forbidden our love is! For I am The Mighty Eagle, and I take what I want!<\/span><\/div>\n
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\nFEMALE PIGEON:<\/strong> Take me! For I am The Swan Of Your Dreams!<\/span><\/div>\n
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\nMALE PIGEON: <\/strong>I’m going to make passionate love to you ALL NIGHT LONG! <\/span>(MALE PIGEON hops on top of FEMALE PIGEON and begins thrusting)<\/em> And our children will grow up to be dragons! Dragons who are doctors and lawyers! (He finishes and hops back to the ground)<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n
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\n(There is an awkward pause as the two pigeons contemplate each other — and realize that they are just pigeons after all. And not very exceptional ones at that.)<\/em><\/span><\/div>\n
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\nFEMALE PIGEON:<\/strong> That was, um… nice.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\nMALE PIGEON:<\/strong> Yeah, hey… Uh, I gotta go. See you around. <\/span><\/div>\n
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\nFEMALE PIGEON:<\/strong> Yeah, sure, you bet.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\nToday could be a wonderful day for romance… or delusion. Sometimes both. Use a little discernment. <\/em><\/strong><\/span>
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MALE PIGEON: I don’t care how wrong our forbidden our love is! For I am The Mighty Eagle, and I take what I want!<\/p>\n

FEMALE PIGEON: Take me! For I am The Swan Of Your Dreams!<\/p>\n

MALE PIGEON: I’m going to make passionate love to you ALL …<\/p>\n

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