{"id":53042,"date":"2013-04-21T12:30:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-21T12:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/astrologyblogger.com\/entry\/?guid=ae7e2413a098ed9bd2efc64ee6ed4edc"},"modified":"2013-04-21T12:30:00","modified_gmt":"2013-04-21T12:30:00","slug":"the-daily-sky-mercury-square-pluto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/astrologyblogger.com\/?p=53042","title":{"rendered":"The Daily Sky: Mercury Square Pluto"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>And now, a handy English-Lithuanian Translation Guide For Native English Speakers On Vacation::<\/p>\n

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\n“Excuse me, but can you tell me which way to the train station?”<\/i><\/p>\n

HEY! HEY YOU! WHERE THE HELL IS THE DAMNED TRAIN STATION?<\/b>
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\n“Can you please direct me to an affordable restaurant?”<\/i><\/p>\n

DAMMIT I HAVEN’T EATEN ALL DAY LONG! WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP THE FOOD HERE? AND DON’T SCREW ME ON THE PRICE!<\/b><\/p>\n

\n“Does anyone here speak English?”<\/i><\/p>\n

HEY! I’M TALKIN’ TO YOU! ARE YOU LISTENING? AT ALL<\/i>? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?<\/b><\/p>\n

\n“Please help me. I require assistance.”<\/p>\n

WE COULD NUKE THIS PLACE OFF THE MAP IN AN INSTANT, PAL!<\/b><\/p>\n

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\nToday’s lesson: if your message isn’t getting through, maybe turning the volume up isn’t really going to help.<\/i><\/b>
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And now, a handy English-Lithuanian Translation Guide For Native English Speakers On Vacation::<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

“Excuse me, but can you tell me which way to the train station?”<\/p>\n

HEY! HEY YOU! WHERE THE HELL IS THE DAMNED TRAIN STATION?<\/p>\n

“Can you please direct …<\/p>\n

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