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Halloween is here and you are thinking about what what you are going to wear to the party. Well, you don’t have much time, and surely haven’t had a clue so far. Let your astrologer lead the way. <\/p>\nHalloween is here and you are thinking about what what you are going to wear to the party. Well, you don’t have much time, and surely haven’t had a clue so far. Let your astrologer lead the way. <\/p>\n
Fires signs, Aries, Leo<\/strong> and, Sagittarius<\/strong> men are far too busy to actually pick out a costume. Instead they delegate this task to their significant others, and then complain that the costume is too stupid, silly or dull to wear. They will dig up that silly hard hat that let\u2019s them siphon off beer from two cans on either side of their heads, put on a flannel shirt and some jeans and calls themselves construction workers. Fire sign women will dress up as movie stars, of course.<\/p>\n The earth signs men, Taurus, Virgo<\/strong> and Capricorn<\/strong> secretly envy their fire sign friends\u2019 chutzpah, but opt instead to go out as either policemen, firemen or some version of gun toting hunter or cowboy. The real naughty ones will dress up as sailors and then try to act the part. The women opt for Fairy Princess, Cinderella or Snow White, and then wonder why the sailor boys are trying to pick them up.<\/p>\n The water sign men, Cancer, and Pisces<\/strong>, don\u2019t bother to ask their significant others to get a costume, nor do they pick one up themselves. They usually forget there is party to go to until they get home from work and see their honey decked out in full regalia. These are the people who poke holes in the bed sheets and call themselves ghosts, or wrap a towel around their waist and call themselves Egyptians. If the wife gets to them before they can deface the bed sheets, they\u2019ll wrap it around themselves, calling it a toga, then give a fine display of \u2018roman fingers all night long. The only exception to this is Scorpio<\/strong>, who still, after all these years, gets a kick out of their vampire cape and teeth, which they always have on hand for those special occasions. The women will dress up as Playboy bunnies, Vampira, Mistress of the Dark or a saucy medieval barmaid.<\/p>\n The air signs, Gemini, Libra<\/strong> and Aquarius<\/strong> give a lot of thought to their costumes, but that\u2019s about it. At the last minute they\u2019ll call their water sign friends to get some ideas, and after their wives and honeys pull the scissors out of their hands, make a quick run to K-Mart, Wal-Mart or that temporary costume store on the corner, spend way too much money for the last costume on the shelf and then expect their significant other to be the butt end of a horse or cow. After that idea is nixed, they will wrap themselves in cellophane, or in the case of Aquarius, tin foil, and spend an uncomfortable evening dealing with the consequences of their costume choice. The women will dress up in some version of magical creature, be it fairy, sprite, or angel, which they would have to be after spending an evening dealing with all this nonsense.<\/p>\n
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